Mă omoară acronimele. Aduc o notă de mister, când nimeni nu caută aşa ceva. E copleşitor să stai într-un grup de oameni care doar aşa ştiu să vorbească.
AAAA – Association Against Acronym Abuse
AATK – Always At The Keyboard
BKAM – Between Keyboard And Monitor
CAD – Claudia’s Acronyms Dictionary
CNP – Continued in Next Post (?)
CGM – Computer Graphics Metafile
CP – Copy Protection
DHCP – Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
DHTML - Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
DNS – Domain Name Service ori Domain Name System ori Domain Name Server
DTP - DeskTop Publishing
EAD – Encoded Archival Description
EMP - Excessive Multiple Posting
FRED – Fucking Rediculous Electronical Device (:D)
FTP - File Transfer Protocol
GAP - Girls Against Pregnancy (no shit?)
GM - General Maintenance (hehe)
GPF – General Protection Fault
GUI - Graphical User Interface (aha!)
HTTP – HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA - Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
IHA - I Hate Acronyms
IKYBYUWYTISBINSYRTWYHINWIM – I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think
LOA - Love On Arrival ori List Of Acronyms ori List Of Abbreviations
LOL – Little Old Lady ori Laughing Out Loud ori Lots Of Love ori Lots Of Luck
MS - Masters Degree ori MicroSoft ori More Of The Same ori More Shit
MUD -Multi User Domain ori Multi User Dungeon ori Multi User Game
NIC - Network Interface Card
NNTP – Network News Transfer Protocol
NUI – Network User Identification
ODA – Office Document Arhitecture
PDF – Portable Document Format
PICS – Platform for Internet Content Selection
PM - Private Mail ori Personal Message ori Private Message
PNG – Portable Network Graphics (hiu!
)
PS - Pit Stop ori Post Scriptum ori Postscript ori Photoshop
PURL – Persistent Uniform Ressource Locator
RTF – Rich Text Format
SFC – Sorry For CAPS
SPAM - Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email
STW - Search The Web
TMI – Too Much Information
URI – Uniform Resource Identifier
VR – Virtual Reality
WWW – Word Wide Wait ori World Wide Waste ori World Wide Web ori World Wild Web
XTM – Extensible Mark–up Language
Am scăpat ceva interesant? Desigur! Dar ce?
Sunt consumator. Eu zic că unul normal, cei care petrec timp cu mine, zic că unul norocos. Mă pricep la ciocolată, nu aşa cum se pricepe un fin degustător, ci aşa cum ştie un mare consumator.
Odată cu închiderea cotidienelor locale, în care apariţia unui articol sau preluarea unui comunicat de presă era aproape sigură, se aşteaptă dezvoltarea unor soluţii de implementare a strategiilor planificate. Cum aşa? A stat cineva aiurea până acum?


