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Why Germany is always ahead

Claudia Ciută — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:26:37 +0000

August 1st – Winter clothes collections appeared in all shop windows.

End of October – All shops are already fully decorated for Christmas, with all those Christmas trees and little lights and cute small stuffed animals.

Germans plan in advance and to things before deadline

Sometimes I wonder

Claudia Ciută — Tue, 24 May 2011 09:56:08 +0000

I have always been the youngest person in the room.
I am the youngest in my family, the youngest in every team I’ve work, the youngest, the youngest … the youngest.
I wonder if I will be the youngest old lady in my home for elderly.

Stereotype Collection

Claudia Ciută — Thu, 05 May 2011 15:26:12 +0000

this is how people see me after I say I am Turkish

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this is how people see me after I say I am Russian

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this is how people see me after I say I am Romanian

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this is how people see me after I say I am Mexican

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this is how people see me after I say I am Hungarian

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this is how people see me after I say I am American

the end

Customized Nike Dunk High

Claudia Ciută — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 19:07:09 +0000

Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar.

The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane

I am trying to learn German

Claudia Ciută — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 09:11:19 +0000

In order to learn German, I have subscribed to some online classes. They send me an email ever day (that I always open) with the theme “World of the day” + an explanatory imagine. Today I received the one below:

I am on it! Seems pretty easy until now …

And still… any better suggestion on how can I learn German without going back to school?

There was one Hungarian, one Romanian and Adelina

Claudia Ciută — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 09:22:20 +0000

Young Students from Tirgu Mures (Romania) at their grammar class.
The were studying the degree of comparison for nouns.

So the Romanian student said:
Deep, Deeper, Deepest

And the Hungarian Student said:
Deep, Deeper, Oi-oi-oi!

This is a joke that on a scale from 1 to 10, probably most people will score it somewhere in the middle.

I scored it with 10 because 2 of my best friends are included in this joke. One is from Tirgu Mures and another one is Hungarian.

Why did I do that? Why do I already dislike someone the moment I hear her name is Adelina? Bad memory from Kindergarten.

Simple past experiences influence me in the most unimportant and important moments of my life. I hope I am the only one facing this problem because it’s simply too human to live like this.

Kinder Surprise – before and after

Claudia Ciută — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 14:21:23 +0000

Before:

After:

I’d better make sure this will happen

Claudia Ciută — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:51:50 +0000

inspira-ma.te-rog.eu

Claudia Ciută — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:29:24 +0000

Mi-a atras atenţia un link jucăuş găsit pe twitter ieri: inspira-ma.te-rog.eu. Azi am dat din nou peste el şi de data asta l-am şi apăsat.

Nu m-am distrat aşa bine nici pe Sloganizer.net.

E genul ăla de tulişoară care îţi răstălmăceşte cuvintele cum vrea, în nici un caz nu m-aş pune împotriva ei. Mai ştii ce vorbe ies după …

Mi se pare deştept să ai te-rog.eu şi chiar voi urmări să văd în ce direcţie se îndreaptă. Ce face? Clar: te inspiră!

Am sentimentul că Alen e băgat în asta …dar împreună cu cine?

Whoever you are: thumbs up

Vă doresc cel putin 6 cifre după #

Digital. Online. Virtual

Claudia Ciută — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:38:59 +0000

Când mediul online = mediul virtual, când “virtual” e antonimul lui “real”, atunci şi economia virtuală = economia ireală?

Mulţumesc Dex

virtual = care există numai ca posibilitate, fără a se produce (încă) în fapt; al cărui efect este potențial, și nu actual.

real = care are o existență obiectivă, independentă de conștiință sau de voință, care există în realitate; obiectiv, adevărat.

Uneori exagerez. Dar astăzi parcă lucrurile nu sunt clare.